February 2012
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cliooww:
SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at you..
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
snookidoughicecream:
my mom: did you do your homework???
me: yes!!!!
me:
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
Indian guys: you want to make friendship
Anonymous asked: ooo :) haha. Name some dirty turn ons and offs pleease?
Anonymous asked: Are you single? :P
dirty anons? →
youjustwaitandsee:
heres a picture of a refrigerator running
rip baby
abulletforyoursoul:
tophatkurt:
sassy-gay-karkat:
hetaliafantasy:
spains-a-total-uke:
prussiasnipples:
fuq-all-u-hos:
rule of tumblr
every video will make you either
laugh and piss yourself
cry and piss yourself
be angry enough to piss youself
go OMG IM GUNNA PISS MYSELF
or a god awful combination of all of them
I can’t fucking feel anything, oh my god
I think I am going to...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Mom: You’re all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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what kind of concert costs 45¢?
agent-alison:
50 cent feat. nickelback
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